Monday, February 15, 2010

Presidents in Comic Books #1: George Washington

Weird Western Tales #53Happy President's Day to all you proud Americans out there, everybody from Toby Keith to Sam the Eagle. And that means us too: the guys (and gals) with blood that runs red...and white and blue. Whoa, something's wrong with your med chart there. Better have those tests taken over again. Don't look at the needle, and this won't hurt a bit...

I sure hope you've been able to exercise your American-given right to stay home today, enjoy not getting any mail and watching the Turner Classic Movie marathon of movies about presidents: George Washington Slept Here, Young Abe Lincoln, All the President's Men and Jet-Pack Franklin Pierce. Me, I've been reading and researching at my local library to learn more about the Presidents of the United States. Well, according to all my sources, they're a three-piece alt-rock band best known for the song "Cleveland Rocks," used as the second theme song of the popular 1990s sitcom The Drew Carey Show. Let's watch, shall we?



Exciting, exciting stuff, huh?

Well, I've just been handed a note by my brainy sister Marshall, who tells me I'm supposed to be talking about the actual Presidents of the United States, the guys (and gals) who have run our country through hard times, through war, through depression, and, occasionally, straight into the ground. And since I don't have any reference materials here with me, I'll have to rely on the basic text source for all my information: comic books.

All this week I'll be bringing you a selected history of Presidents in Comic Books. Now I'm not talking about those Presidents who only exist on comic book earths:

Fictional Presidents


Not talkin' 'bout those. Not even this one, who would be the most awesome POTUS of all:

Batman: The Brave and the Bold #3


Nope! Cool as they are, let's stick to the Prezzies we already know and, with a few exceptions, love. And before you comment in that little commenty-thing down there...no, don't go there yet, finish reading the dang post first, people!...these posts are gonna be by no means completist. They're favored towards my collection in hand already (much more Marvel than DC), and we're not counting those edu-tational comic book biographies of Presidents or great statesmen or guys who killed themselves a b'ar when they were only three. (What? He wasn't elected President? Well, he shoulda been). And, of course, since every President didn't have a starring role in comic books, we'll be skipping quite a streak up them until we get around the twentieth century. Of course I just know there's someone out there who's been keeping a checklist of all the comic book appearances of Andrew Jackson on his blog Old Hickory Highlights, but hey! If he didn't meet Superman, Captain America, or Mickey Mouse, he don't count.

And taking it right from the beginning...I think you know where I'm going to start here...going way back in our history, let's take a look at our first President...Fred Flintstone George Washington!

Quarters


Did you know: George Washington, along with Thomas Jefferson, Ben Franklin, and a time-traveling housecat, was one of the members of the first Fantastic Four? Well, you shouldn't know that, coz it ain't true. What is true is that Reed Richards and Johnny Storm, sent back in time by the Watcher or maybe Al Calavicci, met the Father of our Country and palled around with him for a while. At long last, we can understand the cryptic references to George Washington's teeth burning down.

GS FF #2
Panels from Giant-Size Fantastic Four #2 (August 1974), script by Gerry Conway, layouts by John Buscema, finishes and inks by Chic Stone, colors by Stan Goldberg, letters by Joe Rosen




George Washington met the FF? Haw, who's he gonna meet next, Jean-Luc Picard?.......oh, I was close.

Star Trek #9
Panels from Star Trek (Gold Key) #9 (February 1971), script by Len Wein, pencils by Alberto Giolitti, inks by Giovanni Ticci




Later, George Washington was heard to call: "Help me, Kirk! Help me!" Oh, wait, maybe I'm thinkin' of somebody else. What Washington actually said was:

Star Trek #9


Whoa, Space Washington! Makin' time with Helen of Troy! Who's to say this George Washington isn't the smarter one in any universe?



Now, this space right here? This is where I'd put a scan from The Incredible Hercules #124 which features the team-up of George Washington and the mythical Titan Atlas! Your eyes cannot prepare you for this spectacle, the likes of which you have never seen before! And that's mainly because I've momentarily replaced my copy of this and didn't find it in time to be scanned. But you can picture it, right? (I'll try and have it up for you tomorrow, folks!) Here, let me reserve the space right now:

Reserved




EDIT: Oh, hey, look, here it is!:

Incredible Herc #124
Page from Incredible Hercules (February 2009), script by Greg Pak and Fred Van Lente, pencils by Clayton Henry, inks by Salva Espin, colors by Raúl Trevino, Guru eFX, and Lee Roughridge, letters by Chris Eliopoulos


A Presidential pardon thank you to Marvelous Mark Hale for helping with the scan! Thanks, Mark! (Chris Sims helped too, but like he needs more publicity.)

Oh, all right.




Now, you might haveta squint a little bit at this next one, but I'm pretty sure Washington's in there somewhere:


Panels from Action Comics Annual #6 (1994), script, pencils, inks, colors, lettering by John Byrne


Whoa, Johnny boy! We know ya love Superman, but having him lynch the entire group of Founding Fathers? Now that's just harsh. To be fair, that's not really Kal-El but his great-great-great-great-great-great-great-(inhale)-great-grandfather, and this is an Elseworlds story. You know those, right? As it says on the back of every DC Elseworlds volume, "heroes are taken from their usual settings and put into strange times and places—some that have existed, and others that can't, couldn't or shouldn't exist, and some a Kryptonian carts away the guys who were going to sign the Declaration of Independence and hangs 'em high. Also, Batman is a Mountie.".

And you know, if you wanna check off President #2, President #3, and President #4 from our list, I'm pretty sure John Adams, Thomas Jefferson, and James Madison are danglin' up there, too. The plump one with spectacles? That'll be Ben Franklin.



Aside from that, I didn't find many appearances of our next batch of POTUSes...POTI?...in comic book. Captain "The Captain" America refers to John Adams in this scene from Cap #244...

Cap #344
Panel from Captain America #344 (August 1988), script by Mark Gruenwald, pencils by Kieron Dwyer, inks by Al Milgrom, colors by Bob Sharen, letters by Joe Rosen




And to close, never forget that George met this guy:

Herbie #1
Cover of Herbie #1 (April-May 1964), art by Ogden Whitney



Join us tomorrow for another exciting installment of Presidents in Comic Books! And don't go choppin' down no cherry trees!



365 Days with Hank McCoy, Day 46

B&B #2
Panels from Avengers #148 (June 1976), script by Steve Englehart, pencils by George Pérez, inks by Sam Grainger, colors by Hugh Paley, letters by Tom Orzechowski
Read the story behind the bouncin' Beast's rubber mask!



So long, Mr. Francis

"I'd always found goodness more interesting then evil, though I was aware this wasn't the most general view. To my mind, it took more work and more courage to be good, an opinion continually reinforced by my own shortcomings."—from Comeback by Dick Francis

Dick Francis
Dick Francis
October 31, 1920–February 14, 2010
Rest in peace



Sunday, February 14, 2010

Valenten of a Kind: In the Shape of a Heart

Hey, it's number 201!





















(More Ten of a Kind here.)


365 Days with Hank McCoy, Day 45

B&B #2
Cover of Beauty and the Beast #2 (February 1985), art by Bill Sienkiewicz



Ten of a Kind: Come on, fly with me! It's party time, y'all: 200 balloons! Let's do it!

Hooray, hooray! I'm two hundred today! Well, act'ally, I'm not...I'm six (which is a very good age to be). But today Ten of a Kind reaches its two-hundredth installment, meaning that a feature which began almost four years ago with some jokes about Thor not being able to hold onto his hammer has ben part of my life (and yours, amigo!) for a couple hundred posts and well over two thousand covers (to take into account the occasional eleven, twenty-five, or seventy-six of a kind). I try to make it a Sunday feature each week here at Comics Oughta Be Fun, and I've got a whole folder of ideas and comic book covers on my little Macintosh hard drive to bring you, I hope, two hundred more installments over the next few years! Thanks for enjoying the covers (and sometimes, the obscure post titles that go along with 'em), and enjoy this ten of two hundreds!





















(You can find the last 199 posts of Ten of a Kind here!)


Saturday, February 13, 2010

365 Days with Hank McCoy, Day 44

Avengers #178
Panel from Avengers #178 (December 1978), script by Steve Gerber, breakdowns by Carmine Infantino, finishes and inks by Rudy Nebres, colors by Nel Yomtov, letters by Joe Rosen



Saturday Morning Cartoon: Fantasmagorie


Fantasmagorie (1908), directed by Emile Cohl



Friday, February 12, 2010

365 Days with Hank McCoy, Day 43

UXM #3
Panel from [Uncanny] X-Men #3 (January 1964), script by Stan Lee, pencils by Jack Kirby, inks by Paul Reinman, letters by Artie Simek



Thursday, February 11, 2010

365 Days with Hank McCoy, Day 42

Avengers #188
Panel from Avengers #188 (October 1979), plot by Jim Shooter, script by Bill Mantlo, breakdowns by John Byrne, finishes and inks by Dan Green, colors by Bob Sharen, letters by Gaspar Saladino



Wednesday, February 10, 2010

Snow joking matter

Snowed in! (Yay!) I'll be back on Saturday!

Batman: Legends of the Guy in the Snow #143



365 Days with Hank McCoy, Day 41

Defenders #145
Panel from The [New] Defenders #145 (July 1985), script by Peter Gillis, pencils by Don Perlin, inks by Kim DeMulder, colors by Michele Wrightson, letters by Janice Chiang



Tuesday, February 09, 2010

Assemble

I am an Avenger



365 Days with Hank McCoy, Day 40

Avengers #197
Panel from Avengers #197* (July 1980), script by David Michelinie, layouts by Carmine Infantino, finishes and inks by "Jack's Little Helpers" (Joe Rubinstein, Al Milgrom, Terry Austin, and others), colors by Bob Sharen, letters by John Costanza

*The first Marvel superhero comic book I ever bought!



Monday, February 08, 2010

365 Days with Hank McCoy, Day 39

Avengers #164
Panel from Avengers #164 (November 1977), script by Jim Shooter, pencils by John Byrne, inks by Pablo Marcos, colors by Phil Rachelson, letters by Denise Wohl



Sunday, February 07, 2010

Fun Fifty of 2009: #10-1

Orpheum

It's back! And, it's almost over except for the shouting, the screaming, the fat lady singing, the Hulk busting in through backstage during the musical number, a wardrobe malfunction, some muggings in the parking lot, tears and recriminations, and Carol Burnett's charwoman character sweeping up the confetti. So what are we waitin' for, huh? Let's get this show back on the road with numbers 10, 9, 8...and so forth down to number 1...of The Fun Fifty of 2009!


#10: NOMAD: GIRL WITHOUT A WORLD • C'mon, you thought exactly the same as me. "What good could ever come out of Rob Liefeld's Captain America v. 2 reboot?!?" It was one of those "it seemed like a good idea at the time" moves—turning over the flagship books of the Marvel Universe to the Image artists for a year could actually result in some new and fresh blood and ideas. Yet now, those "volume twos" of Marvel are best considered swept under the stairs, forgotten above, only useful for giving Marvel an opportunity to never mention Teen Tony again. And Cap? Oh, a Cap by Rob Liefeld and yet no "A" on his forehead is a scary thing indeed. After all, it's the comic book that gave us this wonderful moment of anatomy:

Captain America


His...legs...are five feet long! And take a big steamin' gander at this one:

Captain America


Um...yeah. To be fair, maybe Dum-Dum is really short and Sharon is really tall.

Captain America


Oh my achin' head.

I could give Nomad props simply for not being as bad as Liefeld's Cap. But y'know what? Despite the title character being the Bucky of that universe and being reintroduced in (shudder) Onslaught Reborn, this miniseries is actually really good...just downright fun. Rikki Barnes, trapped in the Marvel Universe (hence the series subtitle!) finds out exactly what millions of schoolkids around the world already think: that her teacher's a supervillain: namely the (sorta lame) Professor Power from Marvel Team-Up. Except, like Rikki herself, Prof Power's been upgraded (thanks to a good story) to a genuine threat backed by the all-new, all-different, presumably non-Nixon-helmed Secret Empire. The customed hero action story is great, but it's the civilian subplot that stands out here: Rikki (and her brother from another Earth), their friends and schoolmates are all well-drawn and believable. Sean McKeever and David Baldeon give Rikki an' her pals realistic dialogue and designs, and her attempts to find a place for herself on a world where she technically doesn't exist is a unique twist to a human hero. The series has great covers, lovely dramatic art, and a solid plot that doesn't tip into pathos. It's been a long time since Marvel gave a new hero such a solid send-off to a series of adventures, and with the new Nomad set to make backup appearances in the high-profile Captain America and a potential for team-ups or membership in the Young Avengers, Rikki Barnes could be the next big young star of the Marvel Universe. I'm certainly eager to follow her future adventures.


Lantern Rings

#9: LANTERN RINGS • Whoda thunk that a plastic giveaway toy would become one of the most fun promotional items in the world of comics this past year? Serving to build excitement around DC's ultra-zombie multi-crossover "Blackest Night," the rings dramatically increased the monthly sales of second-tier titles and even frontrunners in the DC stable: at its very heart, to the fans the promotion was more "buy a ring and get a free comic" than the reverse. Once you pick up Booster Gold or Outsiders or R.E.B.E.L.S. just to get the ring, you might, just might, get interested in the series enough to keep buying it. Only future analysis of the DC monthly sales will tell, but even if the sell-through of these books drop back to their usual level, it was good for the comic shops, it was fun for the collectors, and it was dynamite for DC. And even yours little stuffed truly had a lot of fun with 'em too! Not bad at all for a little plastic toy that in years past, would have been packaged at the bottom of a cereal box.


#8: DOCTOR DOOM AND THE MASTERS OF EVIL • The most Shakespearean villain in the Marvel U, Dr. Doom has a rich and varied history of stories not only in the pages of Fantastic Four but in virtually every Marvel comic at one point or another. I've never counted 'em, but there must be a heck of a lot of Doom stories out there. The best of them treat Doom absolutely straight: a man of skill and honor and obsession, who is utterly and unerringly convinced that he is right and he is mighty...in fact, virtually above the level of ordinary humans, even the superheroes. The greatest Doom stories play on that hubris as Doom's greatest strength and flaw. Paul Tobin's splendid miniseries surrounds Doom with a wide cast of criminal characters from around the world, but you never, never forget who the boss is here. It's virtually a tour of villainy in the MU, from the Circus of Crime to Mysterio, from the Enchantress to the Sentinels, accompany (or oppose) Doom's elaborate odyssey to unlock an ancient power that will destroy his greatest enemy. Princess Python serves as the reader's avatar, voicing our own fears and doubts about Doom at the same time explaining the darkest corners of the Marvel Universe. All of this would make for a pretty good Doc Doom story, but it's the final plot twist, when Doom achieves exactly what he had planned for, that brings this to the top pantheon of the many adventures of Victor von D. Tobin's twist is brilliant, absolutely apt, and a sharp, appropriate coda to the series. It's easy to write a villain, and it's tough to get them right. Tobin hits a dead-center bullseye with Doctor Doom and the Masters of Evil, giving us a Doom you're both terrified and envious of.


Today's excursion is to Bergen Street Comics

Bergen Street Comics#7: BERGEN STREET COMICS • A comic book shop on my list of fun things of the year? Sure, why not? 've bought a lot of comics in a lot of comic book stores over the years, and many of them have been great comic book shops, beginning with Dream Days and Twilight in Syracuse, Queen City Books in Buffalo (where I got personal recommendations to pick up Bone and Sandman), and the famous Chicago Comics. But I've never felt a comic book shop was my "local" until Tom and Amy Adams opened Bergen Street Comics in Park Slope, Brooklyn, this past year. Part of the retail renaissance of this strip of Bergen Street with many fine destination stores, this is one of my favorite destinations in Brooklyn, period. Step into the store and you'll get a friendly welcome from Tom and Amy, who will frequently step out from behind the register to help you personally. It's a gorgeous space, with wide, spacious areas, well-stocked shelves and a large table of ever-changing interesting new releases, plus rotating comic art shows on the walls. Marvel, DC, Image, and other superhero publishers are well-represented, but it's in the extensive stock of independent and alternative comics and graphic novels that Bergen Street really excels. From the first day we stepped into the store we felt welcomed and valued, and Tom and Amy took the time and care to get to know our tastes and likes to be able to recommend and suggest new titles and creators. Not just us: this is a store where we regularly see an extremely wide range of customers, including Brooklyn-based creators (and those visiting from out of town), families with kids (Bergen Street has solid kids' comics and GN sections), women and teens, attracting a wider and more diverse customer base than I've seen before in a shop. More to the point, it's a fun shop: small but spacious, with plenty of treasures to persuade me to pick up something each time I'm in. Tom and Amy also run an extensive and impressive series of events and signings in the shop (I've got to get to them more often!). It's not enough to have a passion for comics; you also gotta have a good business sense, and I'm impressed by the amount of savvy and work that the Adamses have put into the store. In Brooklyn there's at two other really great comic book shops (Rocketship and Desert Island), but Bergen Street feels like home. You know how Englishmen have a pub they always call their "local?" Well, Bergen Street's my local, and I'm looking forward to many more years of giving them business. Bergen Street Comics on the web and on Facebook.


#6: CAPTAIN BRITAIN AND M13 • Remember everything I said about Agents of Atlas the other day? Well, that goes double for Captain Britain and M13, a comic that barely made it past its first anniversary despite being one of the most acclaimed and raved-about superhero books in the past few years. You guys know what a little stuffed Anglophile I am, so it was a wonderful thing to read a superhero comic that actually felt as if it were taking place in contemporary England rather than some parody of a Miss Marple setting. If you were to take a cross-section of England's urban population, you'd wind up with a sizable percentage of Muslims, so team member Faiza Hussein is the first hero who actually makes me feel I'm reading adventures set in contemporary Britain. That doesn't mean it's a slow or dry sociological read, oh no: Paul Cornell (frequent writer for Doctor Who and now getting some well-deserved attention and sales writing Dark X-Men) has made Captain Britain an adventure at breakneck speed, spinning recent events (Secret Invasion) into an all-out battle to save Britain against the invasion of Dracula's vampire armies. The plots are clever and inventive, the dialogue is sparkling, and the entire series is filled with OMG and WT*! moments including some of the most hair-pulling cliffhangers I've read this year. This title, too, will be much missed. Cornell gave the characters a happy sendoff in issue #15 (including the return of one long-lost character), but let's hope they're not all permanently riding into the sunset. After all, the sun never sets on the British Empire.


#5: BATMAN AND ROBIN • Grant Morrison no longer on Batman? For a Morrison fan, that's a hard pill to swallow. Luckily it's been made much easier by the new Batman and Robin series, which brings us not only a new Batman, not only a new Robin, but also Morrison's return to partnership with his All Star Superman artist Frank Quitely (at least, for the first three issues). I'm one of those "Bruce Wayne forever" kinda fanbulls, but I'm lovin' Dick Greyson as Batman and Damian Wayne as Robin. The new dynamic duo bring a freshness and electricity to juice up the Batman mythology, but Morrison isn't content with just dropping new heroes into the mix: there's grotesque new villains—The Toad, Professor Pyg, and the Flamingo—and, at least until the reappearance of a Lazarus Pit in the most recent issue, no reliance on the usual old tropes and trends that can tax a Batman fan's patience. I knew to expect a new Morrison title to be inventive, but I never dreamed how new it would look and feel. It's a crazy-ass, hallucinogenic, hyperactive Batman title, bright and brilliant without sacrificing the moody darkness and weirdness of Gotham City. If we're going to have to do without Bruce Wayne for a while anyway, well, Grant Morrison makes the change a thrill ride to be savored,


Beasts of Burden #4: BEASTS OF BURDEN • Two of my favorite creators in comics teaming together? Sign me up! A comic about animals battling ghosties, goblins, and ghouls? Oh boy oh boy oh boy! That it's a cool idea and beautifully illustrated and written is no surprise. I'm head over hooves in love with these characters and (please please please, Dark Horse!) can't wait for a continuation—the miniseries is self-contained, but Dorkin and Thompson set up a sequel that has gotta be told. Sure, there's almost a whole genre of this sort of story now, not only in comics like We3, Pride of Baghdad, or Laika but books like Hank the Cowdog, the Bunnicula series, Watership Down or Redwall and their many impersonators, or even The Incredible Journey. You could event describe it as Hellboy, but with dogs and cats. I've loved Jill Thompson's fanciful artwork for years, especially on the Scary Godmother and Magic Trixie books, and she brings a lush palette and incisive realism to the looks and personalities of the animals. These are not generic cartoon dogs and cats, these are distinctive and different breeds to match their personalities. It's not for young kids—there's a lot of scariness and some ghoulishly scary moments—but it's an excellent comic for teens as well as adults.Freaky, moody, sometimes genuinely scary or deeply emotional, Beasts of Burden is one of the great comics of 2009 and deserves to stay in print—and have new adventures—for years. Anybody who complains that there's no great brilliant new series in comics these days—well, I'm just going to hand them Beasts of Burden. (You can read some of the tales that led up to the miniseries on Dark Horse's website.


#3: BATMAN: THE BRAVE AND THE BOLD • I considered Batman: The Brave and the Bold cartoon brilliant from the first episode, but it's really bloomed in its first full year and the beginning of its second season. Playing Batman straight but in an over-the-top world, this is a DC fan's dream, the ultimate team-up cartoon. The bigger guns and the obscure heroes of the DCU are spotlighted in episode after episode: Kamandi?!? Ace the Bat Hound?!? Enemy Ace?!? Detective Chimp!?...and, as far as I'm concerned, the finest and most entertaining portrayal of Aquaman ever (a bombastic personality that's very viable for a comic book Aquaman). The animation is brilliant, bright and fluid, and I love the designs—barrel-chested Batman, Dick Sprang-style Joker—and the cool professionalism with which Batman travels through time or to another planet. Basically, it's the 1950s moon-mystery Batman in a form we love! And if your minds weren't blown by the Bat Mite episode, or the all-singing "Mayhem of the Music Meister!"— well, then, your hearts are made of stone. I didn't think I'd enjoy a Batman cartoon after the great evolution of the character through Justice League Unlimited. I was dead wrong to think that. Only complaint? Give us a full Season One DVD set, Warner! You know we'll buy it!


#2: LOCKJAW AND THE PET AVENGERS • Here's the thing I love about Marvel today. Even in a climate where their bestselling books are dark, moody, multi-part sagas stretching over years, where the villains have won and the heroes are on the run...well, even then, there's still room for an utterly charming, witty, and fantastic series like Lockjaw and the Pet Avengers. And what a concept! An incredible journey through time and space by the animal sidekicks of the great superheroes to capture and keep safe the Infinity Gems (see: one billion issues of Marvel books written by Jim Starlin) pokes into all the grandest and most bombastic corners of the Marvel Universe, including a character I thought I'd never see again after the 1980s: Frog Thor. (You can call him Throg.) Scripter Chris Eliopoulos, no stranger to writing fantastic and fun books like Franklin Richards, treats this outrageous concept perfectly normal, and when you come down to it, in a world filled with aliens and superheroes and Norse gods and demons, it's probably even more likely that animals are going to have adventures behind our backs, right? Ig Guara's artwork is bold and fantastic; he gives wonderful expressions to the animals, and Colleen Coover, one of my favorite artists, contributes an absolutely charming origin of Throg tale in issue #2. Eliopoulos even does the impossible: bringing that annoying yapper Ms. Lion from the 1980s Spider-Man and His Amazing Friends into the real Marvel Universe, and making me shed a tear over her acts. (I'm sorry I ever said all those awful things about you, Ms. Lion!) Really great news: the Pet Avengers will return in a one-shot and another miniseries soon. Even better news: the joy and fun of the Marvel Universe is always there—sometimes you just have to look down around your ankles to find it in the cat nuzzling your feet.


#1: SUPERGIRL: COSMIC ADVENTURES IN THE 8TH GRADE • If you'd told me in 2008 that a Supergirl comic book would top my 2009 Fun Fifty, I'd have laughed and laughed and laughed. Then, wiping my eyes, I would have said...no, actually I would have burst into laughed again then, rolling on the floor in hilarity at your statement. Supergirl? When nowadays Supergirl looks like this?:

Supergirl #0
Ewwwwwwwww. (shudder) Now, to be fair, nowadays in the DC Universe Kara has gotten a makeover (and bike shorts) to produce beautiful covers like this:

Supergirl #43


But still, at the time, you say "Supergirl," and I think this:

Supergirl vinyl


All of which left me utterly unprepared for this:

Supergirl in the Eighth Grade


Yes, that's fourteen-year old Supergirl, spunky and fiery and curious and wide-eyed. (Literally!) I up picked the first issue of Supergirl: Cosmic Adventures in the Eighth Grade because it looked cute. I kept on buying it, however, because I was intrigued by the continuing storyline where I'd expected simple straightforward done-in-one plots. But all that merely makes a good comic, not necessaily a great one. I'm giving Supergirl the Most Fun of the Year Award for its beautifully distinctive art (it copies neither the DC universe nor the DC animated character designs), surprisingly touching story, and frantically funny escapades. This much hasn't changed: Kara Zor-El as rocketed from the planet Argo to Earth, where Superman forges her a secret identity and becomes her role model. Trouble is, Kara's stuck in eighth grade at a boarding school where she's the class freak ("So computers don't respond to thought control? What stops them from uprising and rebelling them?"), leaving her to retreat into her daydreams of being a beloved hero, frequently on the moon since Earth doesn't appreciate her. I think every kid—heck, even every stuffed bull—has had this feeling one time or another, and wished for superpowers to deal with it.

Kara's life is complicated when she accidentally creates an evil duplicate of herself (how bizarre!) and must vie with the new girl for attention among her schoolmates. Nobody's on Kara's side, not Principal Pycklemeyer or her classmates, until Kara falls in with another outcast: the brilliant whiz kid Lena Thorul. Uh oh! For those of you with a solid degree in Superman Studies, that name can only spell trouble!

That's another delightful aspect of Supergirl: while Landry Walker's script and plotline is a new approach and wonderfully fresh to Kara, he's put in enough references to Supergirl history to please a long-time fan without distracting newcomers to the character. Streaky's here, and Comet, and references to the Legion of Super-Heroes, red skies, the "emergency secret weapon," the Supermobile and more: "I think all I got was the power to talk to fish. Who wants to talk to fish?"

The art by Eric Jones is extremely appealing: beautifully expressive faces, dynamic action and wonderful character design. Linda Lee looks gangly and gawky even though she's the exact same build when she's Supergirl thanks to Jones's picture perfect take on the same sort of bewildered, bedraggled and can't-be-herself posture that Christopher Reeve gave Clark Kent. The scenery is delightful, from classrooms to outer space, dormitories to mad scientists' lairs. There's a wonderful sense of action in cause-and-effect scenes like Kara trying to write her detention on the blackboard a la Bart Simpson and winding up punching through the wall, or throwing a chunk of Kryptonite out the window, where it bounces into an electrical line, down to an alleyway, and fizzles and crackles in front of an alley cat with a lightning streak on his side. I've gotta give praise to to colorist Joey Mason, using a wonderful palette that pops Kara out against the dull everyday life of her school, makes a Red Kryptonite meteor storm shimmer and glow, and gives a brilliance to the whirlpool of matter at the beginning of time from which emerges the hand of...but no, that would be telling!

But all of these elements would be only gimmicks if the story itself wasn't so good and the characters so appealing (yes, even the evil ones...well, except for one). I presumed that this six-issue series would give us six different unconnected adventures of Supergirl, but it's a saga—the trials and tribulations of the girl who never fit in trying to come to grips with her peers, her arch-villains, and herself, living in the long shadow of her famous cousin. Kara's cutaway daydreams are funny, funny stuff ("Oh no! The meteor energy and the kryptonite combined to turn me into pure cheese. I'm too delicious to live!") but their progression also show how Supergirl is growing: the fantasy sequences grow fewer and fewer as the book goes on, and there's not a single one in the final issue. Dreaming is over, action is what's needed, and the lost girl from a faraway planet grows up to realize that who and what she has become is pretty special when you can save the world.

And hey: how could I not love a Supergirl who saves cows?

Supergirl and Cow


I recommend Supergirl: Cosmic Adventures in the 8th Grade to everybody who loves fun in comics: action, angst, humor and switch-a-roos that I didn't see coming. It might look like a book for kids, and they, especially girls, will love it just fine. No knowledge of the Superman universe is needed other than the bare minimum: do you know Superman? Do you know he fights Lex Luthor? You're all set now. Inventive while still retaining tremendous respect for the Supergirl mythos, funny without being silly, emotional without being maudlin, Supergirl needs and deserves a sequel (Adventures in the Ninth Grade, anyone?). Until then, read, enjoy, and wonder at the surprise of a mostly-overlooked miniseries in the Johnny DC line that I consider The Most Fun Comic Book of 2009. I'll go further than that: This is the finest Supergirl story I've ever read.




Well, there you go: fifty of 'em, stuff I liked and loved and hope you do too. Were there more that didn't quite make the cut-off? Oh, sure, there always are: Models Inc., The Wizard of Oz, Fables and Jack of Fables and the spin-off novel Peter and Max, Stitches, Dark Reign: The List, You Shall Die by Your Own Evil Creation!, Detective Comics, You'll Never Know, Masterpiece Comics, Prince Valiant, The Toon Treasury of Classic Children’s Comics, Millar and Hitch's Fantastic Four, Neil Gaiman's "Whatever Happened to the Caped Crusader"...there must be dozens more I'm forgetting. And two of the most acclaimed books of 2009, Asterios Polyp and 20th Century Boy, what did I think of them? Gulp—haven't read 'em yet! My point (and I do have one) is this: any comic you like is a fun one. Buy what you love, read what you enjoy. That's true in 2009, true in 2010 and beyond. We're living in a golden age of superheroes, reprints, indy and art comics, web comics, movies and TV series from comics, and—after oh so many years—the beginnings of the recognition of our favorite medium as a fine art form. That in itself is fantastic, and can be fun on so many levels. But your number one, whether it be Blackest Night or Kramer's Ergot, is the test. Read it, savor it, love it. After all: isn't that feeling what got you into comics in the first place?