![First, stab Donald trump with the key and grab his wallet. Then... Key to Success](https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/blogger_img_proxy/AEn0k_s8YIXVTnm1DM8J3K6PgDhmk68pGENwy7dW8we8vYnNbU9_alJQzNbIEDj7uGzbFxghjwtZU1vLW0Qvhvh9PbMLPgpKRX1zEN5mcjLThyfSHtfZMq3I76TQGE4a3Y4Tb-I_CAPM6gJuBse6=s0-d)
Born in a humble swamp, top sales and marketing genius Kermit T. Frog began his career selling the magazine
Frog's Life door-to-door when he was only a tadpole. Graduating from Harvard Business School and serving his country overseas in the war in Vietnam, Kermit returned to the US to work for Merrill Lynch for four years as a securities consultant. A self-taught top salesman, Kermit rose to the pinnacle of Wall Street and soon formed his own worldwide firm of investment consultants. He made his first million dollars not long afterwards. The rest, as you know, is history.
![Later, this tree will be cut down and its wood pulp used to make money. Tree of Success](https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/blogger_img_proxy/AEn0k_tNcqZfBdY1JCItbIzeTL16Ar_bWx3hKeIrZqCgLpLXS7tH6fiKEYGLPaMwifMKmoz7-vBwMw7s1SWa58a3cC4VcRFxLBjwU_Gz1zlOm8KqlQ2VXsl_L0q8e5tcQbREFGSMvuMM3EaWSI1Lpi8=s0-d)
Kermit's taken time out of his busy schedule to come speak today on the subject of "never giving up," the theme of his four bestselling business and inspirational books, his weekly cable television and radio shows, and the series of globally successful audiotapes and CDs. Acknowledged as one of the leading figures not only in world business and banking but also in the self-help field, Kermit speaks at over two hundred seminars like this one every year, inspiring
you to reach for the top, to never give up, to go for the gold and the glory that comes with boldly stepping into life...
The Kermit Way.
!['Hi ho, Kermit the...hey, Bully, whoops...sorry, I tore your blog. Kermit of Success](https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/blogger_img_proxy/AEn0k_sH9nBe8OHLMOO-U3Y3zru77Cr9AJbo3BCyLbbxaoheIPe2-zdOjns4Y1v3dpKSscnjWfUPcimeZG8WzY4P2U_uuySjlLsAlNhf_T-VmdncQhjvA8QQVOOzJerA92rX1tZz4ZT0kCpIkjZfWl1_hQ=s0-d)
Ladies and gentlemen, please give a warm welcome to America's most popular self-help and financial advice guru, the frog who never gives up, and who will teach you how to bring that same never-say-die attitude to your own business and personal life. Author of
There's No "I" in "I Give Up" and
What's That Over There? Success? Let's Drive There Right Now!, the frog who will tell you what to do and how to avoid failure......Mister
Kermit the Frog, Motivational Speaker!
![The panel after this he starts pistol-whipping Fozzie in the face. Marvel Comics Super Special #32](https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/blogger_img_proxy/AEn0k_s_P5vABLXk7s88PbH2DYLB0M1RkjjmqiiVkNMjmBAw_06Z25K8YV2mrdOB6OdiiHoUni6zPvNW6yIDaZs56EtNQ7tD0XkvvlyxYPhlx8PGuthuO6OHH31gTQgAjVNlQpUVDEc4_HEb7Q=s0-d)
Panels from Marvel Comics Super Special #32: The Muppets Take Manhattan (1984), script by Stan Kay, pencils by Dean Yeagle, inks by Jacqueline Roettcher, colors by Andy Yanchus, letters by Jim Novak
Join us next time when Kermit the Frog, Motivational Speaker, says:
2 comments:
Bwa-ha-ha-ha!
The "tried and failed" is so existential!
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