More about the Vision than you ever wanted to know.

In the spirit of The Vision in a Sweater and a Bathrobe and The Vision in a Turtleneck comes these astonishing follow-ups from the synthezoid men call...The Vision! In...something. This time it's...

The Vision in a Speedo!

Panels from (top to bottom) The Avengers #137 (July 1975); The Avengers v.3 #23 (December 1999); What If? v.2 #9 (January 1990)


Special Bonus! From the immortal Avengers #254, here's an all-new, all-elegant fashion parade by Vizh! He shops at Casual Male...so you don't have to!

The Vision in a Polo Shirt, Sex Dungeon Wear*, and Hanging Around the Playboy Mansion!

Panels from The Avengers #254 (April 1985), script by Roger Stern, breakdowns by Bob Hall, finishes by Joe DelBeato and Joe Rubinstein, colors by Christie Scheele, letters by Joe Rosen


Extra Special Bonus!: what if the Vision had the same musculature as Rob Liefeld's Captain America**? We'd all freak out, that's what!


Panels from The Vision #1 (November 1994), script by Bob Harras, pencils by Manny Clark, inks by Al Vey and Mike Machlan, colors by Joe Andreani, letters by Bill Oakley


And if you've come this far, you can't avert your eyes in time to unsee

NAKED VISION!

Think that's bad enough? Does that make you feel uncomfortable? Then maybe you haven't noticed the crowning point in the Vision's miniseries of the nineties skeeviness:

HE HAS A PIN-UP OF PSYLOCKE.

I'm pretty sure that's about all you want to know about The Vision for quite some time.


*Not that I know anything about that.
**Persons of a nervous disposition should not click on this link. Probably too late, sorry.