from Thrilling True Stories of the Baseball Giants one-shot (Fawcett, 1952), script by Charles Dexter
*My original title, "Giants Stadium is Packed Full of Fresh Salmon," was clear and easier to understand, but I am nothing if not historically accurate.**
**Unless that was an away game, but that's about as much research as I'm inclined to do for a dumb joke.
Re your hovertext: I bet they woulda been if this were a Julie Schwartz jawn. Also the Pirates might be actual pirates but, you know, space pirates.
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