Bully Says: Comics Oughta Be Fun!: Ten of a Kind: If you sit on my lap today / A kiss a toy is the price you'll pay / Then the cops will take me away

Bully Says: Comics Oughta Be Fun!

Sunday, December 18, 2016

Ten of a Kind: If you sit on my lap today / A kiss a toy is the price you'll pay / Then the cops will take me away

'Hey kid! Pull my finger.' (Four Color #61)

Are you ready for 'Impossibly long gift lists to present to Santa' covers? This is the first of 'em. (Howard the Duck Magazine #3)

This joke is repeated about a dozen times on Archie Comics covers. (Betty and Veronica #48)

'I want a Red Ryder carbine action two-hundred shot range model air love gun.' 'No. You'll shoot her eye out.' (KISS Kids #4)

WHO Watches the Watchmen? I dunno, but I know what Santa's watching. (Elvira's Haunted Holidays Special #1

I got all my Christmas list strategies from Li'l Jinx. Also: I too have a pal called Charley Hawse. (Archie Giant Series Magazine: Li'l Jinx Christmas Bag #206)

'And when he gives me good Christmas presents, I'm takin' him to Red Lobster.' (Sugar and Spike #50)

That was the Christmas Archie beat Jughead to death with a teddy bear. (Archie Digest Magazine #212)

Whatcha want a bathing suit for, Bugs? You're naked right now! (Looney Tunes and Merrie Melodies Comics #87)

'Also, I just stabbed that elf with a pencil.' (JSA #55)

(More Ten of a Kind here.)

Bully at 8:00 PM

1 comment:

BillyWitchDoctor12/19/2016 3:48 AM
Jeez, Wildcat. Just...jeez.
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