Bully Says: Comics Oughta Be Fun!: Archie's Generic Celebrities Month, Day 26: Not Actually the Real Sonic the Hedgehog, Even Though Archie Comics Could Totally Guest-Star Him If They Wanted To

'My EVIL SATAN-POSSESSED hedgehog, that is.'

Panels from "Pet Department" in Betty & Veronica Double Digest #216 (November 2013), script by George Gladir, pencils by Jeff Schultz, inks by Al Milgrom, colors by Barry Grossman, letters by Bill Yoshida

Next issue: Mr. Lodge goes to the proctologist!

Next issue: Mr. Lodge goes to the proctologist!

HARRY HEDGEHOG

Hiram Lodge was a perfectly normal person in every way. Except is as much as he was convinced that he was being watched by a giant hedgehog whom he referred to as 'Harry.'

PLEDGES THAT

Normally Harry was wont to be about twelve feet from nose to tail, but when Lodge was very depressed Harry could be anything up to eight hundred yards long.

HE WILL KILL YOU

Hiram Lodge was a gentleman. And what's more, he knew how to treat Jughead.

Credit where credit is due dept: That series of increasingly-zoomed panels at the bottom is inspired by and dedicated to American Favorite Comics Blogger Since 1969, Mike Sterling, who calls it the "freak out". Catch him talking about that very technique over at Progressive Ruin today!

Wednesday, November 26, 2014

Archie's Generic Celebrities Month, Day 26: Not Actually the Real Sonic the Hedgehog, Even Though Archie Comics Could Totally Guest-Star Him If They Wanted To

HARRY HEDGEHOG

PLEDGES THAT

HE WILL KILL YOU

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