1988's Marvel annuals introduced the most frightening, terrifying villain of all:

Not to be confused with 1992's EMO War, in which the Avengers fought Morrissey.

Not to be confused with 1992's EMO War, in which the Avengers fought Morrissey.

The Company-Wide Crossover.

Mind you, we did get Speedball out of it, so it's still up for debate.

Anyway: Psylocke had a minimal-to-invisible presence in the main story of '88's Uncanny X-Men Annual #12, but the back-up story features a return to the villain voted Bully's Least Favorite Comic Book Villain over a record-breaking seven years from 1986-1993 (and again in 2001-2004), Mojo. In it, we learn an important fact, Official handbook of the Marvel Universe-style: since the X-Men passed through the Siege Perilous and became invisible to electronic surveillance, Mojo can no longer watch through Betsy's Mojoverse-created bionic baby blue eyes, closing off a subplot that honestly pretty much never went anywhere. Quel surprise, Claremont!

I can now see why Art Adams designed Mojo to be so obese: so you could fit all of Claremont's dialogue against his gigantic slug-like body.

I can now see why Art Adams designed Mojo to be so obese: so you could fit all of Claremont's dialogue against his gigantic slug-like body.

Panel from "I Want My X-Men!" in Uncanny X-Men Annual #12 (1988), script by Chris Claremont, pencils by Art Adams, inks by Bob Wiacek, colors by Glynis Oliver, letters by Tom Orzechowski
Annoyed by the lack of X-Infotainment, Mojo summons his Brain Trust of designers, who...yeah, ha ha...resemble the editor and creators on Marvel's X-Men comic. From left to right: Bob Harras, Bob Wiacek, Glynis Oliver, Art Adams, Chris Claremont, and Tom Orzechowski.

He turned Claremont into Baby Tintin!

Vanna White is in this story too. You may remember her stint working on X-Men. She was only on the book for a while. Well, just a spell.

Or, that might be Pamela Anderson.

Anyway, I know who you've come here about, and she begins with P-S-Y and she ends with C-K-E. And a L-O in the middle. And she is in here, although not immediately. First we see Mojo roll through a number of alternate X-Versions, but they don't test well in the ratings with Males 2,100-3,400 pounds. There's the Gender Swap Earth-11 X-Men-slash-Women:

Oh, c'mon, I wanted to see Storm played by Idris Elba.

Oh, c'mon, I wanted to see Storm played by Idris Elba.

Nor does Betsy appear among the Robot-X-Men or the ~~Hellfire Club~~ Leather Bondage X-Men. Not pictured: Smurf X-Men, My Little Pony X-Men, Candy Corn X-Men.