In Episode 3 the bear gets to the Tootsie Rolls first, and lapses into a diabetic coma.
"That's deep enough"? It's only 3 feet deep! That bear is going to be eating Tootsie-flavored kids for lunch.
"I can't think of a better substitute for the lunch we sacrificed!"Ugh. I can. How about some real food instead of more candy?
Seriously. This is entrapment. For all they know the bear wouldn't have come near them at all if they hadn't lured it with all of their food. I'm beginning to think that a diet of nothing but Tootsie Rolls might actually impair one's judgment. Also: "Cherry Chocolate Orange Lemon-Lime"? Eww.
In Episode 3 the bear gets to the Tootsie Rolls first, and lapses into a diabetic coma.
ReplyDelete"That's deep enough"? It's only 3 feet deep! That bear is going to be eating Tootsie-flavored kids for lunch.
ReplyDelete"I can't think of a better substitute for the lunch we sacrificed!"
ReplyDeleteUgh. I can. How about some real food instead of more candy?
ReplyDeleteSeriously. This is entrapment. For all they know the bear wouldn't have come near them at all if they hadn't lured it with all of their food. I'm beginning to think that a diet of nothing but Tootsie Rolls might actually impair one's judgment.
Also: "Cherry Chocolate Orange Lemon-Lime"? Eww.