PLS STAND BY

But while I'm catching up over here, don't forget to check out my bestest pal John's movie reviews all this week at other bestest pal Steve Kopian's Unseen Films! Here's the full week's line-up!

• Monday: The Arsenal Stadium Mystery (1939)
• Tuesday: Beloved (2011)
• Wednesday: The London Nobody Knows (1967)
• Thursday: The Black WIndmill (1974)
• Friday: Asterix at the Olympic Games (2008)

So there's five movies right there that you can talk about to your friends without even having seen them! Who says this isn't the Golden Age of Cool and Useful Bully Cocktail Party Chatter?!?

(Also, I'll be back soon!)