Bully Says: Comics Oughta Be Fun!: Tales of the Spoiler: All the spoilers in the world don't amount to a hill of beans

Bully Says: Comics Oughta Be Fun!

Friday, April 29, 2011

Tales of the Spoiler: All the spoilers in the world don't amount to a hill of beans

'She actually turns INTO a black swan at the end of the movie!'

Hey, cool, they've got a poster of the cover of Man of Steel #1!

'They break their backs on the mountain!'

'Eh, big deal.' 'But don't you get it? This means that Ace is...BAT-HOUND!' 'GASP!'

'Turns out Joanie really DOES love Chachi!'

'Also, Gwen is going to die!' 'Golly!'

'All those people lost on the island were really stuck in the HOLODECK!'

Luckily for Rick, the Supreme Court ruled that admissions made under the duress of comic book covers were inadmissible in court.

'Prince William REALLY married Katie Price!

'Thank yuh, Spoiler. Thank yuh verra much.'

'Alanis Morrissette's 'You Oughta Know' is really about former Virginia State Senator Toddy Puller!''

He's going to go lie on a rock in the sun with Vanessa Paradis now.

'Jeremy Clarkson actually drives a KIA Borrego!'

But that CAN'T be true...one of them is a BLONDE and the other one's a BRUNETTE!

'Dorothy didn't dream about Oz...she was on a really bad acid trip!'

'Hey, where's Perry?'

'The dish did NOT run away with the spoon! The FORK killed her and framed the spoon!'

This is not alt-text.

'Actually it turns out that the parrot was NOT dead! And everyone lived happily ever after. The end. Love, the Spoiler.'

Actually, they're really not.

Bully at 12:00 PM

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