I find it works best to get yourself the biggest box of crayons you can find:
Are you sitting comfortable? With your crayons? Then let's begin!
from Fantastic Four vs. the Frightful Four Coloring Book (1983)
Color the Thing orange.
Color Mr. Fantastic's uniform blue.
Color the Invisible Girl's face bright pink because from her expression, we know she is clearly drunk.
Don't color the Human Torch. He is dead.
from Marvel Super-Heroes Super Activity Book (1983)
Color the Hulk green.
Color the grass and trees green.
Color the mountains green. He is in Vermont.
What the heck, color the sky green.
Are you worried about Hulk?
Don't worry! Hulk always gets it in the end.
Color Loki's outfit green and gold. Loki is kind of a jerk, isn't he?
Color Thor's hair blonde. If you can find his neck, color that pink.
Loki looks pretty ticked off that Thor answered his riddle. Maybe you shouldn't have waved the magic pencil in his face, Loki.
If Heimdall was in this picture, you could color him any color you want.
from Marvel Super Heroes Secret Wars: The Crime Of Centuries Coloring Book (1984)
Color Kang's uniform purple and green.
Color Napoleon's hat blue.
Color Dr. Martin Luther King brown.
Color Reagan...hey! Ronald Reagan? He doesn't belong in a montage of great leaders!
What's the matter, Kang...you couldn't find Winston Churchill?
(That's a dumb question. Kang can't even find a matching ensemble!)
Color the policeman's uniform and hat blue.
Color Doctor Octo...what the Sam Scratch is going on here? Doctor Octopus is kidnapping Ronald Reagan and taking him back in time on his War Wheel? Awesome!
Color me wishing this was a real comic.
Match the names with the faces. "We've matched the first name and face," it says on the bottom.
Color me bemused because they didn't match the first name and face.
Go ahead...color in Reagan's face purple and match him to the name "Kang." I won't tell anybody.
Do not get "King" confused with "Kang."
"Don't color the Human Torch. He is dead."
ReplyDeleteOh I can't stop laughing.
That looks more like Thurgood Marshall than Martin Luther King, but that isn't even the right mustache for Thurgood Marshall.
ReplyDelete@Ron - Great leaders of the past all look alike.
ReplyDelete-- MrJM
I laughed till I cried.
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