James Bond knows where cigars come from.
He wears a stylish orange suit and sky blue trousers.
James Bond is slow to take a hint.
Bond has never read a DC comic book.
He is very rude to hotel clerks.
He knows all about Chinese culture.
He thanks girls for getting him off.
Also, he knows what a Chinese name doesn't sound like.
Death and microfilm are his sterious.
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Occasionally, James Bond transmutes into a fish.
While the safe is blowing, he tastes fish.
In fact, Bond is a carnivore.
James Bond is one lucky S.O.B.
He knows how to relax.
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All panels are from the James Bond comic books Death of a Spy,
Chinese Riddle and Super Duper, published in India by SP Ramanathan.
Standing O.
ReplyDeleteThat certainly is some unusual lettering.
ReplyDeleteMind blown.
ReplyDeleteWell that was fun. Incoherent, but fun.
ReplyDeleteI would pay good money to see a regular series of this.
ReplyDeleteBully,
ReplyDeleteYou're copy seems to be more censored than mine:
http://www.weirdcrimetheater.com/?p=34
Wow. That's totally going on my resume: "I am a karate speci alist, good at shooting too."
ReplyDeleteAlso..."Super-dupers?"
For a second there I was wondering if Gold Key's standards had really slipped.
ReplyDeleteReally Superb, i must admit :)
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