I had a dream exactly like this once, but it wasn't Hostess Cupcakes that Spidey was throwing, it was poo, and it wasn't Gwen Stacy, it was Stacy Keach, and Spider-Man wasn't fighting the Green Goblin, he was, rather, fighting a man of poo. Not a man, though, more like a mound.
Oh! And it wasn't Spidey - it was ME, 'cause it was my dream I guess. I wasn't fighting the mound, I forget what I was doing. I know we weren't at the Brooklyn Bridge, we were somewhere where there's poo. Stacy Keach was playing Mike Hammer, and I guess I wasn't all that busted up when his neck broke.
Nobody wanted to eat the fecal matter. I do not - repeat DO NOT - dream of such stuff. Even if I did, it was all just a dream.
OR WAS IT?
Bully, I busted a gut with laughter reading this. Maybe the funniest thing I've read all year, and I read A LOT. You are stuffed with talent.
These are the Spidey comics of my cupcake dreams.
ReplyDeleteHow delicious!
ReplyDelete(and funny! thanks for the laughs)
I had a dream exactly like this once, but it wasn't Hostess Cupcakes that Spidey was throwing, it was poo, and it wasn't Gwen Stacy, it was Stacy Keach, and Spider-Man wasn't fighting the Green Goblin, he was, rather, fighting a man of poo. Not a man, though, more like a mound.
ReplyDeleteOh! And it wasn't Spidey - it was ME, 'cause it was my dream I guess. I wasn't fighting the mound, I forget what I was doing. I know we weren't at the Brooklyn Bridge, we were somewhere where there's poo. Stacy Keach was playing Mike Hammer, and I guess I wasn't all that busted up when his neck broke.
Nobody wanted to eat the fecal matter. I do not - repeat DO NOT - dream of such stuff. Even if I did, it was all just a dream.
OR WAS IT?
Bully, I busted a gut with laughter reading this. Maybe the funniest thing I've read all year, and I read A LOT. You are stuffed with talent.
Finally! We find out what REALLY happened!
ReplyDeleteI always thought their relationship was a little Twinkie.
ReplyDelete-- MrJM
Oh my god.
ReplyDeleteI did not see that coming. Good job, Bully.
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