Yes, every Marvel Annual was chock-a-block full of high adventure. On every single page action would leap our at you like a snarling tiger and maul you into shreds of raw lumpy meat! figuratively speaking, of course. Unless you had made the mistake of buying Giant-Size Real Life Tiger Annual #6, complete with leaping, angry tiger. Why, let's grab a Marvel Annual at complete random from the Bully Box o' Comics...slide it carefully out of the Mylar sleeve, that's right...watch out for the bubblegum stuck to the cover...oh, hey, whaddaya know, it's Alpha Flight Annual #1! Our cool and crispy Canadian friends to the north will surely provide us with thrills-a-plenty. If there's anything the Great White North, home of Sergeant Preston, Captain Canuck, and Lorne Greene can give us, it's non-stop thrill-a-page action! So let's flip open Alpha Flight Annual #1 and check out what mind-boggling thrills they have in store for us...
All panels are from Alpha Flight Annual #1 (May 1986), script by Bill Mantlo, layoputs by Larry Stroman, finishes and inks by Gerry Talaoc, colors by Bob Sharen, letters by Janice Chiang
Oh. It's an empty room.
Well, surely the next panel will be exciting and sensation-packed:
Oh. Another...empty room.
Ummmm...yeah. Did I pick up Architectural Monthly by accident or...no, no, it is a Marvel Comic. Huh. Well, any minute now, you just watch, some Canadian superhero is gonna come bustin' through that wall, knocking over a rack of maple syrup and...
Now cut that out!
Huh. Yeah, this is what the kids enjoy in their comic books...a real estate tour. Now that's what Smilin' Stan founded the Marvel Universe for, right?!?
Awww, the heck with it. Let's turn the page. There oughta be some action on the next page somewhere...
Also: Aurora in her underwear.
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Okay, Alpha Flight Annual #1. You win. You win.
My love of Alpha Flight stems from Aurora and Northstar sounding like French versions of El Dorado.
ReplyDeleteYeah, but I liked it.
ReplyDeleteAnd you may tell yourself
ReplyDeleteThis is not my beautiful house!
And you may tell yourself
This is not my beautiful wife!
Hmmm... Yes, I think that shot of Aurora would make this issue a worthwhile investment. Hel-LOOOOOOO NURSE!!!
ReplyDeleteOh, and Myron... too damn funny. haha
My favorite part? Aurora making damned sure she doesn't end her sentence with a preposition -- at any verbal cost!
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