Tuesday, July 10, 2007

I CAN HAS ZERO PERCENT INTRODUCTORY APR?!?

In the mailbox back home in Brooklyn today, a little piece of mail specifically for me:
Yes...it's a pre-approved credit card application from the Bank of America...addressed and sent to a stuffed animal:
Credit Card Address


Why, thank you very much, Bank of America! Dylan's Candy Bar, here we come...and in the words of Betty Rubble and Wilma Flintstone...CHARRRRRGE IT!


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5 comments:

  1. SallyP7/11/2007 10:42 AM

    I am shaking with helpless laughter. And terror.

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  2. Anonymous7/11/2007 12:55 PM

    Wow, now you and Santos L. Halper can go on a spending spree!

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  3. Bill D.7/11/2007 3:42 PM

    You know, I've heard of kids and the occasional pet getting credit card offers, but this is the first one I've heard of being sent to a little stuffed bull. You could probably get on the news with this, right at the end between the weather and the closing story about a waterskiing squirrel!

    (And Dylan's Candy Bar... that's the place that Ralph Lauren's daughter owns, right?)

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  4. Anonymous7/15/2007 8:28 PM

    What I'd like to know is what you've been doing with your little stuffed self that a bank has your name and address in the first place. You really must be socking away the dimes lately, huh?

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  5. Anonymous8/09/2007 7:12 AM

    Remember there was a movie Married with children and one bank sent a credit card to Bundy's dog...The same kind of story. But the cow is cute :)

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