Thursday, July 19, 2007

Dumbass things you shouldn't do in the Marvel Universe, Number 48







Don't worry your pretty li'l heads, folks, he ain't hurt...
...he's just a dumbass:

All panels in this post are from the legendary Fantastic Four #48 (March 1966),
written by Stan Lee, art by Jack Kirby and Joe Sinnott



9 comments:

  1. It's the "plink" sound effect. It just MAKES it! Oh, and nobody wearing a hat like that, has any business mocking anyone else.

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  2. It would be fun to pinpoint exactly when the images of the 1940s dock worker thug and Bowery Boy vanished from comics.

    Probably around when Jack left Marvel, I think.

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  3. Grr...

    the line should be, "And you don't mess around with GRIMM."

    Rhymes with "Jim" and "Slim"

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  4. D'oh! How'd I miss that! Brilliant! Thanks, Steven! Changed, and you get the credit. Consider yourself Bull-Prized!

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  5. When I become a superhero my catch phrase will be "I'll give you such a belt in the Labonzza!"

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  6. I don't think I've heard anyone say "labonza" since I left Brooklyn. Sometimes Stan makes me misty... *sniff*.

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  7. I have two questions about this.

    1.) Sooooo where exactly is the labonza, roughly?

    And

    2.) Not that tough? Does The Thing not look like he's made out of rocks? WHenever I see something that looks to be made out of rocks, I've got to assume, "Hey, that has a better than even chance of being rock hard."

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  8. Exactly what I was going to say. The 'plink' bit is almost worth it, but, c'mon. Even a Yancy Streeter isn't *that* thick.

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  9. He was never seen again in the comics, because the next week he tried to put the Human Torch in a headlock, suffered 3rd degree burns over 90% of his body, and quickly expired.

    Needless to say, the Code kept that from appearing on-panel.

    I think that type of character stopped appearing because Marvel Central Casting fired them all shortly after this, and hired long haired hippies with fringe jackets.

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