Thursday, June 14, 2007

What If...Captain America Had a Baby?

Jack Kirby's Captain America

Why, I think it would go something like this:

Peek...
Jack Kirby's Captain America

..A-Boo!
Jack Kirby's Captain America

Peek...
Jack Kirby's Captain America

..A-Boo!
Jack Kirby's Captain America

Peek...
Jack Kirby's Captain America

...A...
Jack Kirby's Captain America

BOO!
Jack Kirby's Captain America

Thankfully, Captain America does not have a baby.

All panels in this post have been taken from the trade paperback collection
Captain America's Bicentennial Battles
written and drawn by Jack Kirby


PS: Happy Flag Day from me 'n' Cap!


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10 comments:

  1. Sleestak6/14/2007 10:16 AM

    Ugh, Captain America as a father.

    "Eat all your vegetables. Hitler didn't eat his vegetables. Do you want to be like Hitler?"

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  2. EM6/14/2007 10:28 AM

    I love the one with the shield!

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  3. SallyP6/14/2007 11:40 AM

    That would be one seriously messed-up baby. Probably grow up to steal hubcaps or something.

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  4. Michael May6/14/2007 1:37 PM

    After reading entirely too much today about Mary Jane zombies, I really needed this post.

    Thanks, Bully!

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  5. Anonymous6/14/2007 2:54 PM

    Though my fingers are less square, I have to imagine that when I play peek-a-boo with my kid, that's pretty much what it looks like from her perspective.

    Only Bully could make Kirby more awesomer (yes, "awesomer").

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  6. Anonymous6/14/2007 7:55 PM

    Bully's blog sucks! Not funny. Bizarro hate Bully.

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  7. Bully6/14/2007 8:31 PM

    Aw, I know how to translate Bizarro-speak, big guy. I know that you're really meanin' is the opposite of what you're sayin'. When you say you hate me, I know you love me! And when you say my blog sucks, you really mean...

    Hey wait! Are you saying my blog blows?!

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  8. rachelle6/14/2007 11:15 PM

    I can't tell you how hard I laughed at this.

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  9. joncormier6/15/2007 12:58 PM

    Wonderful. If slightly terrifying.

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  10. Anonymous6/19/2007 2:14 PM

    Thanks for posting, Bully. This is fun - as comics should be!

    And has anyone, before or since, ever drawn with the same energy as Jack Kirby? Even in a scene like this, the action practically leaps off the page.

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