Y'know, I may not be Batman...the g-ddamned, the coolest dude on the planet, the man who 'given enough time to strategize could beat God at Connect Four'...
...but at least *I*'d know not to just stroll on up to a giant brick Joker face with no protective gear whatsoever. Then look all *surprised* when it suddenly starts shooting at me.
Y'know, I may not be Batman...the g-ddamned, the coolest dude on the planet, the man who 'given enough time to strategize could beat God at Connect Four'...
ReplyDelete...but at least *I*'d know not to just stroll on up to a giant brick Joker face with no protective gear whatsoever. Then look all *surprised* when it suddenly starts shooting at me.
Sheesh.
This is, without a doubt, the most wonderfully bizarre theme you've come up with yet.
ReplyDeleteI am reminded of the cartoon Danger Mouse. Danger Mouse and his sidekick Penfold are in a giant cave, when they hear a strange noise.
ReplyDeletePENFOLD: Look out, DM! It's a block of flats!
DANGER MOUSE: Don't you mean a "flock of bats?"
PENFOLD: NO!
(An apartment building falls on them.)