"I wish they were all Tootsie Rolls" is at best an inappropriately kiss-ass thing to say to Captain Tootsie and honestly just plain stupid.
Also, I realize that we can all define ourselves how we like, up to and including what we call ourselves, but I suspect that his name really ain't Pinebark Pete.
Today's apparent lack of sense of wonder is brought to you by Tootsie Rolls, the lamest possible thing I can recall getting in my Halloween bags after lollipops and raisins.
ReplyDelete"I wish they were all Tootsie Rolls" is at best an inappropriately kiss-ass thing to say to Captain Tootsie and honestly just plain stupid.
Also, I realize that we can all define ourselves how we like, up to and including what we call ourselves, but I suspect that his name really ain't Pinebark Pete.
Today's apparent lack of sense of wonder is brought to you by Tootsie Rolls, the lamest possible thing I can recall getting in my Halloween bags after lollipops and raisins.