Because Sometimes You Just Have to Post the Story Where Batman Worked at Walmart for the Holiday Season

With Black Friday, the biggest and most frantic shopping day of the year coming up in less than a week, here's a warning to shop carefully and civilly. Stores have hired all-new clerks who won't put up with the usual nonsense of stampeding customers and grabbing the sale merchandise. You have been warned:


Panels from "Alfred's Mystery Menu!" in Batman #191 (November-December 1975), script by Gardner Fox, pencils by Sheldon Moldoff (credited as "Bob Kane"), inks by Joe Giella, letters by Gaspar Saladino

So remember: he may be wearing the traditional Walmart blue vest cape, but he will not put up with your disruptive funny business in his store! Shop nicely or don't shop at all!