June is coming!

..and the less said about her relationship with her wolf, the better.

June is coming!

..and she's got a lucrative tartan fabric business.

June is coming!

...and she's got a free gift for you, but you'll have to wait 'til next week if you're into Cliff Richard.

June is coming!

...and she's no Humphrey Lyttelton, I can tell you that.

June is coming!

...and she's shamelessly shilling for her own products.

June is coming!

...and she's not having anything to do with your fat-shaming.

June is coming!

...and she really, really loves that horse.

June is coming!

...and she gets to go to London but I don't?!?
Hey, I object!

8,400.

June is coming!

...and she didn't get into Hogwart's this year.

June is coming!

...and she's shoe-polishing a kitten!

June is coming!

...and she's got an otter!

June is coming!

...and she's full of fun and adventure!