Make thy two burgers, like meatballs, start from their casserole,Gourmets and gourmands and gourmetinas, may I present to you, overlooked by the kindness of grapes and their special cameo guest-star the teapot, Mama Bull's famous Oven Porcupines.
Thy ground and minced beef to bake
And with sauce of Worcestershireworshire,
Spike rice into the oven porpentine.
...which are meatballs and rice in tomato sauce. Makes 4 to 6 servings, or, in our family, 12 to 72.
* Died 1616.