It's the special "scratch and sniff issue!" (Which is a good enough reason for you to put this comic book in a sealed plastic bag.) Who doesn't enjoy the great scent of Harley Quinn? Actually, this is a pretty cool idea and I think DC oughta do lots more scratch and sniff comic books...
...BUT NOT THIS ONE.
Wait, So Bob Belcher and his family are wacky waving inflatable arm-flailing tubemen? Is this another one of those wacky Sunday night Fox Animation Domination crossovers the kids are all so crazy about?
Sure, they say 1,000 pages, but they're counting the covers, so you really only get 996 pages. Rip-off!
"Hey, how much is this comic worth?"
"No, I asked how much it was worth, not what its title was."
"Look, all I'm asking you is..."
Q: Wait, this show is still on?
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At this point, not so much an overture, more a Grateful Dead pre-show tune-up session.
"Oh, Mom, Mom, Mom, Mom! I want that lunchbox!"
"Which one, honey?"
"This one! It's got Elsa from Frozen on it!"
Curse you, Uma Thurman, and the unrealistic body shape image that you project to America's young girls!
Yikes! That's pretty scary. That's likely to be the most terrifying animal mask this Halloween, right?...