The Best of Bully: Let's Do Math! (with The Mighty Avengers!)

I'm away from beautiful Park Slope, Brooklyn, and the comfy Casa del Bull all this week, but that's no reason to leave you behind with nothing but the beastly mercies of Mister Hank McCoy! All these week I'll be presenting you with...summer reruns! Yes, just like Johnny Carson re-runs in the seventies, I'm repurposing old classic material you may or may not have seen before and calling it

The Best of Bully!

First up: can you; do math? Well, how about a little help from your friends...The Avengers!!!

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Thor > Hulk.



Nick Fury ≠ Marcus Welby, M.D.



Having Captain America and Rick Jones ≠ Keeping Captain America and Rick Jones.



Thor < Hulk.



No one > Hulk.



(Yellowjacket x 2) = Captain America.



Thor > mortal man.



(Thor - Mjolnir) + 60 seconds = Don Blake.



Hulk > everyone.



Captain America ≠ Captain Midnight.



Hawkeye - (bow + arrow) > Rick Jones.



Thor > Hulk.



Tsetse fly:elephant :: Captain America:Man-Ape



Solve for y: If a is b, where a = Captain Mar-Vell and b = spy, then x is y, where x = Rick Jones.

(Answer: y = Joe Cocker.)



Hulk = Thor!



Avengers = jerks.

Originally presented July 18, 2007