Attention, do-gooder dogs! Evil Bully here, showing you that no matter what you cowardly peons think of the power of "good," evil is always the mightier force in the universe? Don't believe me? Why not ask Reed Richards of the Fantastic Four? What's that, you snivel? "Reed Richards isn't evil?" That's what you think, you puny altruists! Doctor Richards is one of the most intelligent men in the world: a man clever and smart enough to realize the sheer force and power of evil! Why, just take a look, and despair, worms!