Wednesday, November 28, 2007

Thank you very much, thank you very much! / That's the nicest thing that anyone's ever done for me

It's not even Christmas yet, but plop in the Bully mailbox landed two intriguing padded packages addressed to yours truly. What could they be? What could they be?

Wow! Two of my good internetty friends, Pal Dorian Wright and Jovial Jadzia Axelrod sent me some wonderful surprise-type presents! Why, is it my birthday? No! I just have really good friends!


Dorian must have known how sad I am that I am not going to London again this Christmas (sniff) so he sent me the next best thing: a wonderful colorful map of London!


It's big enough that I can play on it and pretend I'm in London. Hey look, everybody, I'm sitting on Graham Norton! Hah!


There are fun-type activities that will keep me amused for hours. I have to scour London to find Nelson's Column, a London bus, and a public loo. Wow. That last one is hard.


There were also fun London stickers in the map! You've gotta love free bonus stickers. They're like the sour cream on the Chipotle Burrito of life.


John said I could not put the stickers on the walls or the furniture. He did not say anything about not putting them on the cat! Tee hee! Stand still, Gus...you are in London now!


Dorian also sent me a "Beauty Walks in Atlantic City" map. I think I am not pretty enough to use this map personally, but it will come in very handy the next time I play Monopoly. A hotel for Marvin Gardens, please!


When I opened Jadzia's's package, I was surprised and happy to find she had sent me a beautiful home-made Doctor Who sonic screwdriver! This is tons better than the manual screwdriver I have to use all the time! Everyone will be jealous of me in shop class.


It looks just like the real (Sylvester) McCoy! And the end actually really lights up! I can shoot sonic rays and unlock doors and get into the cookies wherever John has hidden them away.


It is especially good for fighting off Daleks. If they don't respond to the sonic attack, just hit them over the head with it.



Thank you, Dorian and Jadzia!


1 comment:

Guy Fox said...

Hi Bully,
I'm the illustrator of the London Children's Map, and I LOVED seeing your photos with the map. I'm so glad you had fun with the stickers! Not sure if you're interested, but we have a New York Children's Map too, which features Manhattan. Let me know if you'd like us to send one over to you? With compliments, of course.
Best wishes and thanks for the laughs,
Kourtney Harper
Illustrator
info@guyfox.org.uk