Monday, November 07, 2005

Ben Grimm totally rocks! Reason #4

Why does Ben Grimm totally rock?




4. He understands the importance of keeping your comics safe and pristine, protected from the elements. And superhumans.

He's big, he's bad, he's Aunt Petunia's little nephew Benjy. And now you know...another reason why Ben Grimm totally rocks.


Friday, November 04, 2005

Ben Grimm totally rocks! Reasons #1-3

Why does Ben Grimm totally rock?



1. His amazing fashion sense. An ascot? Why not?
2. His self-assured way with the ladies.
3. His vocabulary is second to none.

Ladies and gentlemen, Ben Grimm, the ever-lovin' blue-eyed Thing. You know him, you love him. And now you know...three reasons why he totally rocks.

Wednesday, November 02, 2005

Snakes on a Plane mania continues unabated

Looks like I'm not the only one who is camping out at my local cineplex eagerly awaiting next summer's huge movie blockbuster Snakes on a Plane, starring Samuel L. "Get those snakes off my plane" Jackson!

These guys have begun selling t-shirts and other fine CaféPress.com items emblazoned (my new word of the day!) with the icon of a snake on a plane:



Sure, they're probably doing these unofficially and will get sued by the makers of the megablockbuster Snakes on a Plane. If they're not careful Samuel L. "Dang! How did all these snakes get on a plane!" Jackson will come by and slap them around a little! Still, you have to admire the guys who got the idea to ride the Snakes on a Plane wagon all the way to, or at least towards, fortune. Go buy a t-shirt or a mousepad with a snake on a plane before Columbia Pictures shuts them down. (EDIT: too late!)

Snakes on a Plane!!!!!!!